Ummm...junk mail, anyone?

So Teresa came in with the mail today, and this is what we had in our mailbox...







Yep. All that. It's a bit hard to appreciate, so here's a list of what I got:

• Washingtonian magazine
  
• Entertainment Weekly magazine
  
• TWO Godiva Chocolate catalogues
  
• Nordstrom catalogue
  
• Pottery Barn catalogue
  
• TWO J. Crew catalogues
  
• Sports Illustrated magazine
  
• LL Bean credit card offer
  
• Costco credit card
  
• FedEx letter for old roommate
  
• Invitation to Christmas party
  
• Letter from Fourth Presbyterian Church
  
• Citibank statement
  
• LL Bean order confirmation letter
  
• Happy Thanksgiving card
  
• Samson Realty newsletter
  
• Lord & Taylor catalogue
  
• Volunteer fire and rescue department request for money
  
• Valupak coupon savings package
  
• United Airlines credit card offer
  
• Bank of America credit card offer
  
• BathExpress bathroom renovation flyer
  
• Bed, Bath and Beyond catalog
  
• Vienna Connection newspaper
  
• Sun Gazette newspaper
  
• Jackson & Perkins holiday gift catalogue
  
• Outer Banks, NC vacation planner
  
• The Economist magazine offer
  
• See’s Candies catalogue
  
• Sears Craftsman catalogue
  
• Brookstone catalogue
  
• Macy’s catalogue
  
• Harry & David catalogue
  
• Citigroup account offer
  
• The Wisconsin Avenue Collection flyer
  
• The Kitchen Guild kitchen renovation flyer
  
• Lord & Taylor credit card offer
  
• Bank of America bank account offer

You can't make this stuff up. All in all, a bad day for the environment. And we're not even in December. I can't wait to find out how many J. Crew catalogues I get before the end of the year. The over/under is 25.