Saturday, November 25, 2006

Ummm...junk mail, anyone?

So Teresa came in with the mail today, and this is what we had in our mailbox...

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Yep. All that. It's a bit hard to appreciate, so here's a list of what I got:

  • Washingtonian magazine
  • Entertainment Weekly magazine
  • TWO Godiva Chocolate catalogues
  • Nordstrom catalogue
  • Pottery Barn catalogue
  • TWO J. Crew catalogues
  • Sports Illustrated magazine
  • LL Bean credit card offer
  • Costco credit card
  • FedEx letter for old roommate
  • Invitation to Christmas party
  • Letter from Fourth Presbyterian Church
  • Citibank statement
  • LL Bean order confirmation letter
  • Happy Thanksgiving card
  • Samson Realty newsletter
  • Lord & Taylor catalogue
  • Volunteer fire and rescue department request for money
  • Valupak coupon savings package
  • United Airlines credit card offer
  • Bank of America credit card offer
  • BathExpress bathroom renovation flyer
  • Bed, Bath and Beyond catalog
  • Vienna Connection newspaper
  • Sun Gazette newspaper
  • Jackson & Perkins holiday gift catalogue
  • Outer Banks, NC vacation planner
  • The Economist magazine offer
  • See’s Candies catalogue
  • Sears Craftsman catalogue
  • Brookstone catalogue
  • Macy’s catalogue
  • Harry & David catalogue
  • Citigroup account offer
  • The Wisconsin Avenue Collection flyer
  • The Kitchen Guild kitchen renovation flyer
  • Lord & Taylor credit card offer
  • Bank of America bank account offer

You can't make this stuff up. All in all, a bad day for the environment. And we're not even in December. I can't wait to find out how many J. Crew catalogues I get before the end of the year. The over/under is 25.