The End of the Facebook Universe

So apparently, I've reached the end of the Facebook universe. I just got an e-mail message saying, "Brian Lee has added you as a friend on Facebook." That's right. Apparently, I added myself. Seemed like it was worth clicking on just to see what would happen.

Turns out there's a world of Brian Lee's out there. A world. Searching for my name yielded 338 groups. Groups like:

· I Heart Brian Lee (I especially like the description, “Brian Lee is the golden calf.”)

· I Was Once Punched by Brian Lee (with 46 members!)

· Brian Lee Can Crush the Universe

· Brian Lee is Not Good

· The Brian Lee Fanclub

· I Support Brian Lee

· Center for the Advancement of Brian Lee for Political Office

· Brian Lee Saved Graduation

· Brian Lee’s Unite!!

· We Think Brian Lee is Katherine’s Stalker (which is weird, because I used to date a girl named Katherine...)

· Yes...I Have Used the ‘Brian Lee’ Fake (which apparently is “dedicated to the hundreds of people who have used the infamous “Brian Lee” fake ID to buy almost anything illegal”)


Wow. Apparently, Brian Lee has a rather high view of himself...